but I'm Jewish...pic

but I'm Jewish...

My dog doesn't believe in christmas but he's a good enough sport to humor me by opening his gifts
probonoprobongo
probonoprobongo Jan 03, 2009

got a minute to write

it took me two years to realize that luck is just something else to believe in, like the tooth fairy or the perfect man. found…
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probonoprobongo Nov 01, 2007

abort: project patrick and greta sex

because everyone's jumping on this bandwagon. i blame sarah. http://gardengnomegeek.livejournal.com/81840.html http://gardengnomegeek.livejournal.com/81119.html#cutid1 www.myspace.com/vickyt reference: foe.com for more information/ more hoebageler videos
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probonoprobongo Jun 28, 2007
the future's so bright i gotta wear shadespic

the future's so bright i gotta wear shades

but honestly. i got my hair cut for the first time in ages. oh, and just so you know that not a day goes by…
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probonoprobongo May 26, 2007

too disturbed to question my motives. too tired to be linear.

i've been waging wars inside my head for too long.   my mouth’s only ally being my thoughts, those terrible ideas that swarm by the thousands feeding…
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probonoprobongo May 09, 2007
hey, my name is travee and i'm pretty much a big deal...pic

"hey, my name is travee and i'm pretty much a big deal..."

by far the greatest concert ever. got a drumstick, and awesome footage, minus sound. so. that sucks. gave two tickets to two dudes in need,…
probonoprobongo
probonoprobongo Mar 01, 2007
kissing you offpic

kissing you off

i just want your extra time and your... kiss.
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probonoprobongo Feb 10, 2007

misses. and misses.

i'm talking to katy. she's like a muse. i love her.   good news- i'm going to finish Sinceritys.   bad news- i miss the DoJ.   and i want…
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probonoprobongo Feb 10, 2007

it's good to be home... but better to be sober

i'm pretty sure i've had the craziest week ever. just to remind everyone why i am "strange spice": 1.) i lit my parents oven on fire.…
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probonoprobongo Dec 31, 2006
my definition of artpic

my definition of art

generally, i consider something beautiful and poetic if i can relate it to my life. that's pretty much why i think this is gorgeous
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probonoprobongo Dec 03, 2006

note to self: don't forget to breathe

hold your head high, you can do this for yourself. you have to. it’ll be okay if you take deep breaths and try to not…
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probonoprobongo Dec 03, 2006

i'm like the brave little toaster except i'm missing my power chord

i find myself always walking the rope of life...trying to balance with my arms out wide, hoping no breeze blows past me. but it's inevitable…
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probonoprobongo Nov 30, 2006
DoJ shirtpic

DoJ shirt

was it worth the wait? prolly not. but oh well.
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probonoprobongo Nov 28, 2006

2 AM phone calls. what the fuck?

okay, so this is pretty much my life. my mom calls at a 2:00 in the morning. i'm half tempted to ignore it, but it's my mom…
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probonoprobongo Nov 24, 2006

chasing words. hopeless. romantic.

i'd love to write poetry, but my romantic trysts with words ended too soon. it's funny how the gears in my mind are always spinning but…
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probonoprobongo Nov 23, 2006
probonoprobongo and ziggy LaRue Stardust - we're soulmatespic
grits eating contestvid

grits eating contest

i felt compelled to add a video. this was after a long drive, i'm holding the camera. yea. my commentary sucks.
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probonoprobongo Nov 23, 2006
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probonoprobongo
  • huh? s.c., US
  • 25 Female, Scorpio
(more info)
  • Member Since: 2006-11-23
  • Relationship Status: fuck off. is that a status?
  • Religion: Buddhist
  • Drink: Yes
  • Smoke: Yes
  • Children: Love Kids, But Not For Me
  • Education: Some College
  • Occupation: admin. assistant

About Me:

i think my sense of humor (or more accurately, my personality) is lost on most people

i like to write, although i'm not completely comfortable with it.

i change my mind a lot...about everything. my real friends are the ones who not only understand that, but have come to terms with it.

i have a love/hate relationship with my cell phone.


at this moment i am sitting on my couch, listening to bowie and drinking capri sun.

life is grand

Interests:

ignoring phone calls
sunny d
decorating my bedroom
chapstick
lurking
tofurky
leaving home so i can miss it again
music
writing
reading
my puppy

Favorite Music:

otis redding
fats domino
david bowie
queen
the police
the weakerthans
gym class heroes
tom waits
miles davis
rx bandits
nancy sinatra
van morrison
third eye blind
alkaline trio
castle oldchair
motion city soundtrack
nat king cole
tool
sigur ros
the hush sound
the shins
the artists formally known as the innuendos
the sounds
red hot chili peppers
beastie boys
ben folds five
POS
joy division
tegan and sara
incubus
blondie
cute is what we aim for
prince
bright eyes
the format
plain white t's
john mayer
bayside
clap your hands say yeah
the duhks
matchbook romance
maroon 5
jacks mannequin
dashboard confessional
the smiths
black tie affair
this providence
blink 182
forgive durden
elvis costello
punchline
fiona apple
pepper
+44
jawbreaker
fall out boy
taking back sunday
less than jake
...pretty much anything that isn't hawthorne heights or simple plan.

Favorite Movies:

eternal sunshine of the spotless mind
high fidelity
breakfast at tiffany's
closer
garden state
dot the i
hard candy

Favorite TV Shows:

nip/tuck
the soprannos
...that's pretty much it

Favorite Books:




books:
mysterious skin (heim)
the heart is deceitful above all things (leroy)
the tipping point (gladwell)
anything written by charles dickens (my favorites include a tale of two cities, great expectations and david copperfield)
lost girls and love hotels (hanrahan)
crime and punishment (dostoyevsky)
alternatives to sex (mccauley)
apathy and other small victories (neilan)
diary (palahniuk)
wuthering heights (bronte)
oride and prejudice(austen)
breathing underwater (darrieussecq)
the great gatsby (fitzgerald)
underworld (delillo)
a bridge to eden (turrill)
slaughterhouse five (vonnegut)
the blind assassin (atwood)
to disregard the path (potts)
the glass castle (walls)
stupid and contagious (crane)
... and I occasionaly indulge myself in a romance novel.,

, authors:
, charles dickens
chuck palahniuk
stephen mccauley
nathaniel hawthorne
the bronte sisters
fyodor dostoyevsky
J.T. Leroy
margaret atwood
jennifer potts...

i'm in love with poetry. but my heart will always belong to prose.